Don’t take life so seriously

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return? A stick.

What is the chemical symbol of Holy Water? H2OMG

The little old man. A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”. “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’….”Twenty-six,” he said.